Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Native Burial Cave - Location Classified

Today I totally headed to the Pine Mountain area, but I won't tell you where in particular.  I like to retain an air of exclusivity in my trips.  The assumption is that readers will recognize my singular genius. In return, they vicariously experience an adventure they are unworthy to join.


I parked my truck at the Portrero John Trailhead.  Some people join up and clean trails together, or share history and legends around a campfire. I prefer the smug delusion that I penetrate into the wildest haunts with unmatched cunning. People tell me, "You're ridiculous." They just want to peek at my beta.


I sidled over to a secret rock outcropping, unencumbered by lesser minds. For me, blogging is like starring on a reality-TV treasure hunt.  The other contestants hate to admit that I carry the only map, but cheering and applause erupt as I grasp the holy grail.


If I listed the directions to this locale within LPNF, I expect many of my readers would contemplate a similar visit.  Sadly, for you, it just ain't happening. You'll take what you can get though.  Aren't these painted figures great?  Keep in mind, you'll never  see them in person.


As you can tell, this blog isn't like others.  I find it affirming to point out that I have privileged information. This carries over to the medical setting among my patients and coworkers. Also, these native sites are enriching for plain people to see and I'm uniquely gifted and poised to make that happen.

1 comment:

  1. What's the matter you whiny sniveler, got board wasting your worthless life posting pointless made up drivel on a blog that nobody cares about or reads?

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